A ‘secret admirer’ has commenced trolling us, our organisation and our farm. Like most Trolls, simple facts and accuracy don’t seem to matter. (For some people they never have and never will.) One favourite attack line they use over and over is the farm is a dump and unsafe for children.
On second thought, they might be right.
For example, here is where we dump lots and lots of food scraps, manure and saw dust.
We dump the resulting compost in garden beds to grow healthy kai, such as garlic, which is very dangerous to the local vampire population.
After harvesting the garlic we dump it in a shed to dry.
In fact there are dangerous piles of kai all over our farm.
Here is where we dump our fire wood before dumping the dangerous CO2 emissions into the pristine atmosphere.
Branches and sticks too small for firewood get dumped in piles and covered with earth to build Hugel Mounds, on top of which we dump fruit trees such as peaches, apples, pomegranate, oranges, grape fruit, lemons tangelos, mandarines, feijoas and persimmons.
Note this fresh, organic, healthy kai is very dangerous to children.
More dangerous kai dumped on the farm.
Here is where our rat bag children dump their bikes. Obvious tripping hazard!
For the last six years we have dumped thousands of trees all over our farm.
We usually dump the trees on slip-prone hillsides and eroding stream banks.
Here is another big dump of trees we tend to call our nursery.
Oh, you should see our sheds! Talk about a dump!
With most of the materials we divert from landfill we build useful items such as milking stands, solar dehydrators, chicken tractors and other animal shelters.
Some people don’t believe in providing their goats and pigs with shelters but we do.
Made from scraps, the outdoor kitchen is also a complete dump that emits harmful fumes.
In fact our farm is such a dump that it was recently featured in a popular national magazine.
Definitely a DUMP!
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Shame on you, what a mess! 😆