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On A Jet Plane

By the time you read this I will be somewhere over the Pacific on my way back to the U.S. to begin the 8 week countdown to our big day. After about 30 hours of travel I will touch down in Washington D.C. only 4 hours after I take off from Auckland. Weird. Mr. Veggie needs to stay behind for a little longer because of his studies so he’ll be staying here and we’ll be apart for 6 weeks. Bummer. And then, when he gets to the states, it will only be 2 weeks until we get married. Weird.

The last few days have been busy. With farewell celebrations…

Monday NightPotluck Dinners are the best.

Tuesday Night

No, Ladies nights with clothing swaps, wine, and chocolate are the best. Note: Don’t go to a clothing swap the day before you need to pack for a long trip. It will just make your life more difficult.

Wednesday Night

Wrong Again. Quiet nights alone with Mr. Veggie are the absolute best.

Packing lots of clothes and a few wedding details.

Lamp in a box.

Dress in a bag. Are you o.k. in there? Can you breathe?

And the thousand other last minutes things that come up when you’re about to make a big trip.

See ya New Zealand! Next time you see my face, I’ll be a wife. And hive, next time you see my face I will be in our nation’s capitol. Talk to you in a few days when I’ve recovered from the jet lag.

Halloween

Here in the southern hemisphere there is some seasonal delusion about when Halloween should take place. Here, just like the rest of the world, it is celebrated on October 31st. This is all sorts of backwards. Thank you colonialism.

While in the north it makes sense to be carving up your excess pumpkins and celebrating the transition from light to dark at the end of October, here October is spring. We should be glorifying baby bunnies and chicks and wearing pastel colors (someone should invent a holiday for that). Our transition from light to dark is May. And so we’ve decided that that’s when we should celebrate Halloween.

Since we happen to have a few spare pumpkins lying around, and also happen to have a ridiculously fabulous recycling center just down the road, this party wasn’t too hard to throw together.

There was pumpkin carving, pumpkins admiring, and pumpkin soup.

I dressed as Wonder Woman. Here I am showing some of my super moves.
Nelson said that he was dressed as “An obliging fiancé”. But really he was… (make your guesses below).

Some famous movie stars decided to show up. Starsky and Hutch (Only Starsky pictured) and The Mad Hatter.
The party provided yet another opportunity to learn about cultural differences between America and NZ. Apparently some costumes that would be really offensive in the US, are ok here…. Like terrorists.

And black face. (He was a medicine man).
Happy Halloween from your neighbors to the South!

Not Proud- But the Tears Came Out

I’m not a crier. I mean I cry when something really sad happens, like when watching “Once Were Warriors” (best NZ film ever, rent it), but I don’t cry in front of strangers. And I definitely don’t cry, pout, or whine to get what I want. I used to think I was morally opposed to all that, something to do with being a strong independent woman, and earning things of my own accord. Yeah. About that.

On Friday I got a letter in the mail from the lovely people at customs. Like some of you suggested in my last post, they were holding my dress for an import duty. I kind of had a feeling that this was what was happening, but I was in denial. Sure enough when I opened the letter there were the famous words:

“We are writing in regards to a package that has been sent to you from overseas”… blah bah blah… something about a fee… and then the total… $315.00. WHAT!!! $315.00?!?!?

Granted, that is kiwi dollars, but seriously? That’s about half of what I paid for my dress.

Apparently they had determined that my thrice-used dress was worth over $1,000 kiwi, which made it subject to an import duty of 10% and then because it was clothing it was subject to Goods and Services Tax of 12.5%, and then there was a fee for having them open the box and of course tax on the cost of that fee. I freaked out a little.

After 2 hours of talking to two different very unfriendly and unhelpful customs officers at the national call center, one who referred me to a fake local office that didn’t exist, and another who wanted me to hire a customs broker, I finally got the number to a smaller somewhat local branch of customs. At this point I was feeling quite frustrated, a bit sad, and just overall defeated. I was thinking about a conversation I had with Mr. Veggie that morning about our budget and how important it was to stick to it. I was thinking about how many hours of work $315.00 would equal. I was thinking about how it had been almost 4 weeks since my dress got sent out and how many times I had called the post office to see if it was in. I’m not proud of my next move.

Customs officer Andrew picked up after about the 15th ring:

Andrew: NZ Customs how can I help you?

Veggie: (sob)

Andrew: Um, I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand that.

Veggie: (sob) Bride. (sob) Wedding dress. (sob) Fee. (sob) Can’t afford.

Andrew: Oh, I’m so sorry let me see what I can do.

Ten minutes later my dress was through customs and on its way to my door. Supposedly it will arrive on Monday. One step forward for my wedding dress… one step backwards for women’s lib struggles worldwide.

Have you pulled out the bride card to get what you want? Or even worse the ultimate combo of crying bride?

Patience Is Not My Strong Suit

Why the bleep isn’t my dress here yet? As previously mentioned, the lovely Adriana sent it out ages ago. And according to the USPS package tracker (which I may have checked, oh I don’t know, about 1,000 times this week) here is the status:

There are a few weird things about this:

#1- Why did it take 5 days for my dress to get from Miami to Auckland? I mean I’m assuming it went “por avion” because a boat definitely would need to depart from a west coast port, not Miami. Unless of course they went the scenic route. And in that case, kudos to that ship captain for hauling butt and circumnavigating the globe in 5 days. But honestly 5 days to fly to New Zealand?

#2- What reason could there be for my dress to have to enter customs twice? A long history of wedding dress drug trafficking? Oh, I guess so. Fair enough. Check it twice. http://www.defimedia.info/articles/2659/1/Wedding-dress-lingerie-hide-drug-parcels/Page1.html

#3- Even if you do need to be extra careful to ward off drunk trafficking bride-zillas, how long could it possibly take for a dress to get through customs? They’ve had it for NINE days!

I’m freaking out here! Of course there’s absolutely no reason for me to freak out, I have tons of time to do alterations, and I could actually call customs to see what’s up. But all the same, the anticipation and waiting is driving me nuts.

How to Be Inspirational (An Inspiration Board Tutorial and Housetruck tour)

How I am keeping myself sane while I wait for my dress to get here. (The dress that supposedly arrived in New Zealand 8 days ago, but has yet to make it to my PO Box)…
The two most frequently asked questions I’ve gotten not the ‘bee are “Can you explain your housetruck?” and “How do you make your inspiration boards?”. So I thought I’d kill two birds with one stone and do a little inspiration board tutorial using our cozy little house truck as subject matter.

So, I’m no graphic designer, and I don’t have any fancy programs. So take my novice advice with a grain of salt. I use Microsoft Word, but these instructions would apply easily to powerpoint, if you prefer. And of course there are a million other ways to do these (including handy on-line inspiration board makers). I’m going to make this tutorial assuming complete computer illiteracy, so pardon any redundancy or explaining of silly details that are obvious.
I start with a blank document and change it to “landscape” (File – Page Setup – Orientation). Before I do anything else I always make sure that my formatting palette it showing. It just makes life much easier (View – Formatting Palette). This might also be a trivial detail, but when I’m doing a board I also like to make sure that I can see the entire page (View – Zoom – Whole Page).

Now I’m almost ready to start. The final thing I do, before gathering images, is to add a page break. This is helpful so that you have one page to put all of your images, and one page to make your actual board (Insert – Break – Page Break).
OK, now I’m ready to add some images. Here’s where stalking all those wedding blogs for months on end comes in handy. To grab an image off of a website the easiest thing to do is use your right mouse button to click on the image (Control+click if you have a mac), a menu will pop up and will allow you to “Save As”. Make sure to save the images in a place you can find them later. Is this too much detail?? Oh well, I’ll continue.
Some tricky websites make it so that you cannot save their pictures using a right click. This is where it gets a bit tougher. Those of you who have Macs can do a “screen shot” (Command+Shift+4). A crosshairs will come up and anything you select on the screen will become an image that gets automatically saved to your desktop. Some PC’s have a similar tool on the keyboard that is called “Print Screen” which will essentially take a photo of your entire screen and save it.
I guess my only suggestions in regards to collecting images is to keep in mind that inspiration can come from anywhere, not just wedding websites. Design blogs, your favorite clothing stores, and even news websites can provide great inspiration images. Its best to have too many images rather than too few.
So now we have a bunch of images saved to our computer ( I often have too many, but no worries). Let’s start putting them on the board. To insert a picture go to Insert – Picture – From File. Then you can find the image where you saved it onto your computer and add it onto the page.

Once the image is on the page use your right mouse button (or Control+click for Macs) to click on the picture. A menu will come up. Click on Format Picture – Layout – In Front of Text.

This will allow you to move the picture anywhere on the screen. At this point I usually resize it by clicking and dragging one of the corners to make it a manageable size and move it over to the right side of the screen so that it is out of the way. Then I repeat these steps until I have about 20-30 images on the page.
Occasionally you might get a picture that shows up sideways. In that case, after you format it to make it in front of the text, click on the picture. You will notice that your formatting palette gives you lots of options. In the menu “Size, Rotation, and Ordering”, choose “rotation”. You can either turn your picture 90 degrees right or left, or using the free rotate tool grab one of the corners of your picture and spin it.
So at this point you’ll have a crap-ton of pictures in a pile on your page. I like to sort them now so I can figure out which ones will actually end up on the board.

Then I drag all of my favorites down onto the second page, and try to make them all fit. It’s not too important to get the sizes right at this point, and its not even too important if they overlap.
During this process you can start to crop your images to make them fit better. To crop an image click on the picture, you will notice that in your formatting palette there is a section called “image” there you will find a tool called “crop”. Click on that icon and then you can chop off parts of the images that you don’t want by clicking on the image and dragging the sides in. Here I’ve cropped the picture of the ladder up to our bed.

Once I’ve crammed as many pictures on the page that I think will fit I take a look at it and start getting rid of images. I never delete the pics, just move them up to the first page, so that if I need them as space fillers later, I can come back to them. You might delete photos that don’t quite fit with the overall color scheme, that seem redundant, or that you just don’t like as much.
On this housetruck board once I looked at the pics, I realized I had chosen a lot of food images as my favorites. What can I say? We’re proud of our garden. I eliminated those to focus more on the actual housetruck.
Now you will have some blank spots, which will give you some room to maneuver the pictures. I usually try to pick a central image that most conveys what I’m trying to get across, and make that the largest image. Also keep in mind that images with a lot of detail will need to be larger than simpler images. (For example the interior shot of our house needed to be quite big so that you could see the details).
I would also say, that sometimes less is more. A well- thought out collection of select images may convey a stronger idea than a collage of many images.
Once I pick my one or two large images, I position them on the page and move the other images to the center. In my mind I then dived the page into rectangles. This makes it easy to place your remaining pictures.

Working on one rectangle at a time, I move, resize, and crop the pictures to fit. Don’t be afraid to crop the heck out of your images. Once I have filled a rectangle I move onto the next. I end up discarding a lot of images during this process.

Eventually, after a lot of trial and error I end up with something that looks like this. I think that somewhere between 8-16 images is ideal, depending on the size and detail of the images.
Now you’re nearly finished. I often like to add a background to my boards. I find that fabric samples, textures, or even plain colors can give the board some extra oomph. To add a color background, choose “Add Object” on the formatting palette, and then click on the little picture of the circle and square. A menu will pop up with options of shapes you can add. Choose the square and draw a giant rectangle that covers your whole page. Click on that square and then look on your formatting palette for the section that says “Colors, Weights, and Fills”. Change the fill color to whatever you want. You can even make it a pattern, or an image, using the “fill effects” option (I’ve chosen black because my board is quite busy already). You’ll then have a giant rectangle covering the page in whatever color/ pattern you chose. To get it behind your images just right click on it to get a menu, choose “arrange” and then “send to back”.
The final thing I often do is to add a line around my pictures. To do this press the shift button while clicking on each of your images until all of them are selected. Then look on your formatting palette for “Colors, Weights, and Fills”, and click on Line to change the line color.
Now you’re done. The last thing you have to do is make it an image so you can post it to the ‘bee. I am a mac user so I do this using the “Screen Shot” feature (Command+Shift+4). However, if you are on a PC you can go to File-Print-PDF, and word will save your file as a PDF. Once you reopen the document in adobe you should be able to save it as another kind of file (like a jpg or png) using the save as feature. Note that you might have to resize your margins because adobe likes to chop things off.

Whew, that was long. Happy Inspirationing!

Kiwi-Chilean Wedding

Who doesn’t love some real-wedding inspiration? I certainly do. Here’s a southern-
hemisphere shindig that we went to last week celebrating the marriage of our friends
Matt and Claudia (how gorgeous are they?).

They got married at a venue called “The Red Barn” in Matamata. Take note all you kiwi brides. If we were getting married in New Zealand, this is where I would go. It was amazing. A huge outdoor fireplace, and beautiful indoor/outdoor reception area.

Claudia’s parents rode a bus 22 hours to get to Buenos Aires from their home town of Barriloche and then had to board a plane for 13 hours. Matt worked hard to practice his vows en español and all of the speeches were translated so that her parents didn’t miss a beat.

The ceremony was outside under a huge beautiful oak tree.

Late night party hats, masks, boas, and whistles.

It was such a fun and beautiful wedding. And, an added bonus was that seeing a wedding unfold suddenly inspired Mr. Veggie to have a wealth of wedding ideas. He’s been all wedding talk for the past three days. He’s made unprompted suggestions about favors, table settings, and center-pieces. I’m starting to worry about him.

Another bonus: The wedding was in Matamata, a.k.a. Hobbiton, where the Lord of The Rings Hobbit Village was located during filming. No, we didn’t go on a tour. Who needs to with photo opportunities like this right in the center of town?

*All photos by me.



Where in the World?

Most people have a general idea of the wedding location pretty early on. For us it was a bit more difficult.

We are expats, living in New Zealand while Mr. Veggie pursues his PhD. We live in Raglan at an eco retreat. Gorgeous? Absolutely. But the idea of having the wedding here wasn’t really an option for us. The carbon footprint of having even just our immediate families fly around the world was too much to think about. Not to mention the price tag. Also, since we don’t get to see most of our friends very often, we want to be able to include as many people as possible in the wedding. So, New Zealand… out.
Once Mr. Veggie Farmer finishes his PhD we are planning to move to Nicaragua. We have lots of friends there already and just love it. Maybe we could have our wedding there. That’s a lot closer to home for most of our friends and family and would give them a chance to visit our future home. Gorgeous? Ummm, yes. While the flights might be a bit expensive, things are so cheap in Nicaragua, that the overall pricetag might actually be manageable. Oh, but there’s that little problem of malaria. Anti-malaria meds can’t be taken by kids under 5, and we have 3 neices and 2 nephews that fall into that category. Nicaragua… out.

So, we turn to the US. Before we left we lived in New Hampshire. Mr. Veggie’s parents live in Massachussetts and he has other family in Pennsylvania. My parents live in New Jersey and I have tons of family in Washington D.C. If we stick to the mid-atlantic we will be in driving distance for most folks, and possibly bike/bus distance for some. No shots or meds required (well, it might be wise to take some if you’re traveling to NJ -hehe). Gorgeous? Can be (and that picture is in New Jersey!). So that settles it. We will get married somewhere between D.C. and New Hampshire. Now to find a venue.

Things that we kept in mind in terms of the location of our wedding:
– Minimizing the total carbon footprint of travel for our wedding (not just for us, but for guests too). For us this meant finding a location that was drive-able for most guests and hopefully bike-able or bus-able for some. As we start to narrow down venues we will try to choose one that has public bus service.
-Natural beauty. We want an outdoor wedding in a gorgeous setting to celebrate our love for each other, but also to honor the earth.

A Bike Lock Key Chain Ring

Sometimes there are moments in my life that seem too perfect to be real.

I was having a stressful week and was about to leave for a three month trip to the States. Mr. Veggie suggested that we take a bike ride to one of our favorite spots, Te Toto Gorge. We laid down on the grass and looked up at the clouds. He sat up in the sun overlooking the Tasman Sea, handed me the key chain ring of our bike lock and asked me to be his wife.

(Personal Photos)

I don’t write in my journal very often, but here’s what I jotted down that night:


Pushbikes for 10k over a gravel road,
Te Toto gorge is so beautiful it gave you vertigo.
Hike down the trail, breakers in front and far below.
The Tasman Sea to our right.
Windblown tree and that would be a good spot to camp.
“So do you think we should get married?”
“I mean, [Miss Veggie], will you marry me?”
“Ask me again”
“Yes, yes, yes”
Lay back in the grass in your arms.
Two clouds in the sky, a double helix, no an ibex horn.
Three layers of clouds moving in opposite directions.
Can’t stop smiling.
We’re getting married!
“Sheep, you are all invited”.



Dodgey Transport

Dodgey: (adj.) sketchy, questionable
Transport:
(n.) transportation, in our case mainly bike, bus, and hitch-hiking

Dodgey Transport I
I haven’t had much luck biking in New Zealand. Nelson says that, like many other things, a large part of being a good biker is having confidence. On our first three bike rides I got a flat tire, a flat tire, and broke a derailleur. Setting out for our fourth bike ride you could definitely say that my bike-confidence wasn’t at an all-time high, but I’m not sure that it would’ve affected the outcome of this story.

We were biking down Victoria St., in Hamilton, and came to an intersection. We were at the front of the intersection and a city bus was behind us. In Hamilton the city busses are called “Go Bus”. I’ve since come up with some better names for them (like “STOP! Bus” or “Go to hell Bus”).

As we pulled through the intersection there was a car parked on our left. The bus driver decided that we weren’t going quite fast enough and wanted to pass us. Unfortunately she tried to pass a bit too close and side-swiped me. My bike ended up under the parked car and thankfully I did not end up under the back wheel of the bus. I wasn’t hurt much, just some scrapes and bruises and sore muscles, but my bike confidence is shattered for the moment.

Dodgey Transport II
On Friday after filing a police report, which hopefully will lead to the bus company repairing the bike, Nelson and I headed to Raglan. Matt and Sylvia were nice enough to offer to drive us there. Knowing their time-management skills we should have been wary of the offer from the outset, but since Raglan is only about a half-hour drive from Hamilton we thought it would be nice. Thrusday night Matt and Sylvia left us a note saying we would leave at 10 am, and we told our next wwoofing hosts, Phil and Bernadette, we would be there around noon, leaving plenty of lag time.

When Matt and Sylvia didn’t wake up until 9:30 I wasn’t too surprised. When we were packed and almost ready to go by 11 I was actually impressed. But then Sylvia suggested we eat some lunch before we left and I thought “Oh no, here we go”. Lunch involved making avocado smoothies and more juice. I called our hosts and changed our arrival time to 2pm. We did get on the road a little past noon and to make a long story short, after stopping to buy avocados, getting a guided tour of Raglan, stopping at two scenic overlooks, passing Solscape once, visiting an organic farm, and chatting with a very cool Maori farmer, we made it to Solscape.

It was a good lesson in patience. I tried to meditate. When Sylvia got out of the car for the sixth time I cursed. I thought about how my sister would approach the situation and took the more civil route. In this case I suppose the transport wasn’t dodgey, just my attachment to timeliness.

Dodgey Transport III
Raglan is absolutely lovely. The town is cute. The ocean is beautiful. Solscape is great. Although we were looking forward to avoiding transport for a few days, when we arrived we found that our room here was a refurbished train car. Sooo cute!


It was about 5pm once we got settled and Phil told us we could have the evening off. After our last two stressful days we decided that we could use some wine, and were upset that we hadn’t thought of it during one of the many stops we had made that day. By our estimates town was only about 2-3km away, so we decided to walk in.

Apparently we underestimated. It took us about an hour and a half to walk down. We had brought headlamps and so we weren’t too worried about walking back in the dark, but it was going to be a long walk. We picked up some wine and food for the next few days and headed back up to Solscape. Raglan was a nice hippy town, and traveling with a big strong guy made me brave enough to try to stick out my thumb. The first three cars didn’t stop. I was mentally prepared for the hike back up. My feet were hurting. But the fourth car was a little hatchback with a case of beer in the back driven by a blonde-haired angel named Cam. Funny enough he was doing his masters in the psychological and social studies of waste. I don’t think he knew that he had inadvertently picked up his best potential case study in Nelson. Cam lived just a block away from Solscape and dropped us off at the bottom of the driveway. Turns out that hitching was the least dodgey of all of our transport experiences this week.

A Flash Arrival

Flash: (adj.) Fancy, stylish, cool

Q: How do you transport 200 lbs of luggage half a mile in 15 minutes using only human power?

A:
The first few days after Dani’s arrival have been a bit hectic. On Wednesday we stayed at Earthsong eco village in Aukland and went to bed at 6pm. The next day after barely making the train and then barely making the bus we left Aukland and headed down to Hamilton. It’s alarming to wake up out of a daydream and find that you’re driving on the wrong side of the road… not the wrong side, the other side.

“I wish we had a picture of that tiny hotel room from Hamilton” –Dani
“The fact that it was tiny wasn’t the weird part of that room. What’s weird was that the only outlet was inside a cupboard and all of the old men living in that hotel.” –Nelson

For the next few days we will be staying with Matthew and Sylvia. You can get a little preview of what that will be like by reading the latest post on The Emperor’s New SUV.