Pearl (9 yrs old): Wow mom they look like fairies!
Dani: Tinkerbell wouldn’t sing this song.

Yes… those lyrics were “I don’t need irrigation help, when I want to grow stuff I mulch myself”. Did you catch the line about N,K, and P (Nitrogen, Potassium, and Phosphorus)? Reediculous.

Who is that 70’s porn star reciting Nelson’s poetry?